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Firstly complete a risk assessment form (preferably in triplicate) and submit it to the Health and Safety department of your local council. Deal with their response (typically with questions such as - age of snow, whether it was fresh or had been previously used as a snow ball, size and capacity, age of persons at whom it will be thrown, whether the recipients had received parental permission to participate in a snowball fight, together with an indemnity form). After three months you will receive a certificate for permission to throw a snowball or balls strictly in accordance with the terms and conditions outlined on the form and as soon as the appropriate licence fee has been paid for and received. In order to ensure the certificate arrives in time it's best to submit it three months in advance and establish a hotline for permission to vary. Then you will be able to throw the snowball back. P Thomas, St Helens
As Coyote was going along looking for something to eat, he met Prairie Chicken.
Now, Coyote liked to eat Prairie Chicken, but Prairie Chicken did not know that.
So when Coyote suggested that they play a game, and see which one could frighten the other first, Prairie Chicken agreed, and did not suspect that Coyote was trying to find a chance to kill and eat him.
They were playing in the tall grass, so Coyote just hid until Prairie Chicken came near him, when he jumped up quickly, thinking he would frighten him.
But Prairie Chicken flew over his head and laughed at Coyote.
When it was Prairie Chicken's turn, he slipped through the grass to a place that was near a steep bank, and waited there.
Coyote wandered up and down through the grass thinking every minute that Prairie Chicken would jump up, but he did not find him.
Finally, forgetting all about him, he had started on his way, when Prairie Chicken flew up in his face.
He gave a great leap, for he was frightened, and jumped over the steep bank into the canyon below.
I think of thee, I think of thee,
And all that thou hast bourne for me;-
In hours of gloom, or heartless glee,
I think of thee, I think of thee.
[Unclear] Lawson
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